Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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