I seem to have left my pride at pride
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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