They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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