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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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