I seem to have left my pride at pride
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I understand Curling. That high.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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