Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just googled if crying burns calories
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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