Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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