Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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