The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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