i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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