shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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