OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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