Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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