he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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