he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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