Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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