Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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