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My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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