shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
