make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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