the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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