I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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