I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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