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go home
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
