Joe is yelling at the trees again.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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