bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I bet he comes in French.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
