her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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