i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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