I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I think a kid would responsible me up
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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