Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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