so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
