How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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