would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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