You're so nebulous sometimes
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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