Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
it hurts more in the daytime
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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