im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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