I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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