Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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