This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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