what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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