Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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