I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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