Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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