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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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