did you get engaged???
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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