so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
love makes seman taste better
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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