do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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