turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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