before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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