nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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