She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
what if I'm pregnant?
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so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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