Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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