Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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