Its about making memories worth repressing
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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