Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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