he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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