god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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