Kiss
Puke
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
There are leaves in my underwear?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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