i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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