: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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