I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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