Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I have post one night stand depression
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