He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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